Chilli & Hop Festival 2013

The fact that I was meant to write this post on Sunday but did not budge from the couch the entire day except to make hash browns, I think indicates a rather good time was had.

The Chilli & Hop Festival 2013 was filled with a lot of spicy food, some fantastic beer, some pretty alright company and only a little rain.

If you haven't been to Hallertau Brewbar and Restaurant make it your next port of call. The food and beer on any given day is amazing which is why I knew I had to go to their Chilli & Hop Festival. In its second year, it was bigger and better than last year and hosted the final of the NZ Chilli Eating Champs.

Some of the chillies in preparation for the comp

A $20 ticket got you a free glass (I use that term very loosely, well not loosely, rather not at all, as it was made of plastic) and a beer. My first try of the beverages produced by Liberty Brewing Company that were on offer was the “Dragons Whaia” Strong Golden Chilli Infused Ale which was delicious, but it was the Bhuty Chocolate Stout that was irresistible. With beer not being my normal drink of choice, before we arrived I wasn't sure how long it would be until I turned to me ol' pal chardonnay, but I didn't even need to look at a wine list. I was hooked.

Dragons Whaia

The chilli was definitely present in both the beers I tried and the stout was super tasty and warming on what turned into a pretty chilly (yes, I see what I did there, it's almost as bad as talking about the "heats" of the Chilli Eating Champs) evening.

Bhuty Chocolate Stout

Just as enjoyable as the tasty (not to mention 9%) beer, was the super hot and delicious food. To kick the day off we headed to the Fire Dragon Chillies tent to taste their latest hot sauces and chilli chocolate, and to pick up a bottle of SH!THOT chipotle sauce (SH!THOT by name...)

We then headed next door to the Beer Belly Jellies tent (yes, that is correct), for some ale jelly type concoction on cheese and crackers. Yummo.

We also got to try Hakanoa Lime & Chilli Ginger Beer. This is the best ginger beer I have ever had. I was gutted when we went to buy some and they were sold out. I later went on to acquire a bottle from the lovely guy at Fire Dragon Chillies, however as the night progressed, it ended up in the wrong hands. I shall leave the saga at that. You know who you are.

Kelly then pointed us towards the Lucky Taco truck (she had spied them on the way in and couldn't wait to get over there) where she inhaled a chipotle prawn taco and Elliot and I had the spicy fish option.

Doused with a bit of chipotle sauce from one of the many hot condiments they had on offer, the taco was divine. Spicy and fresh and crunchy, with perfectly cooked fish and a squeeze of lime.

I am told (and read) that Kel's taco was equally as tasty and I too will be looking out for Otis and Sarah Frizzel’s Lucky Taco truck again.

One or two more beers later, the pizza purporting to be "NZ's hottest" had to be tried.

Now, I have not had every pizza on offer in this fair land, by I think it would be safe to say this puppy is the hottest. Fire Dragon Chillies sauce was used in the base sauce and then it was topped with huge chunks of jalapenos, salami, cheese, mushrooms and then topped with what I thought was a lovely chipotle mayo. Well, looks were deceiving and I think the mayo was a habanero one - and it was bloody spicy.

The whole thing, however, was insanely yummy - you could still taste the meat and cheese through the burning and sweat the chillies produced. A pizza very much not for the faint hearted.

Next on the list - once the taste buds returned - was the chilli dog. With some delicious looking sausages from what I'm told is an award winning butchery in Grey Lynn, the hotdog looked harmless enough.

Needless to say, that was not the case. One dog was shared between three and that was quite enough. The habanero mayo was tucked away inside as well as another freakishly hot sauce.

I talked to a woman outside who looked like she was about to faint and through gasps was trying to pawn the rest of it off to her husband while trying not to touch her baby with her hotdog-tainted hand.

In saying that, it was delicious.

Both of these were not conducive to the beer going down slowly. This was obviously their master plan.

To end the glory that was the food that evening, we endulged in some jalapeno poppers. Yes, béchamel sauce-filled, deep fried jalapenos with a side of chilli aioli. All I can say is heaven. And I really should not write about these when I am hungry.

I think Hallertau have them on their usual menu so I will definitely be back for more.

The beer continued to flow, and in doing so we missed three quarters of the chilli comp. However, the gist from the crowd reaction (cheers, sighs, screams of encouragement, admiration and mumblings about sheer stupidity) told me it was the same chilli chewing, tequila chilli drinking madness we had seen in the round we attended.

We got a sneak peak at the round sheet

I got through the sizeable crowd to the front when they were down to about six competitors - a young guy the crowd had affectionately called "Bieber" (they saw it as affectionate; he did not), the British guy on the end who looked pretty solid, the guy in sunglasses (which weren't fooling anyone), the reigning champ, and the two winners from Wellington - one of whom was the only female, Rachel.

Bieber and the Brit went out next after getting up fairly quickly with their litre of full fat milk in hand.

I think Sunglasses went next.

Then came the Carolina Reaper - the hottest chilli on Earth. And just for fun, why not have it both dried and fresh? This took out Rachel, as she ever so calmly and ladylike got up and headed for the bathrooms, milk also in hand (later on that evening the chatting and musing of random girls in the bathroom which tends to happen led to the consensus that we were thankful we only had one competitor using our bathroom, and would not like to be anywhere near the men's bathroom).

The final two 

The last round was the pizza and it was a speed test. The reigning champ was very composed and confident but 30 seconds later victory went to the other Wellington champ - who I read is Simon "Hellfire" Smith (pictured right above). A well deserved victory - although not sure how soon he will be using his prize - a basket full of hot sauces!

All in all, a great night, made ever more bearable with the fantastic pizza oven which turned into our outdoor heater when the night got on.

I left the event with five new plastic glasses, some ridiculously hot chipotle sauce, some excellent food memories, a lime and chilli ginger beer (yes, I did leave with it...) and what was to be one hell of a hangover.